lordticklefish:

mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

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lounare:

don’t you dare tell me cats are not useful

DON’T

YOU

DARE

gq:

Here’s What Happened When We Asked Ryan Reynolds to Assemble Some IKEA Furniture Without Going Insane

Watch the whole video here. 

mister-mummy:

i love you. you made a mistake? i dont care i love you. you made a wrong choice? love you. you don’t think you’re good for anything? guess what you’re good for loving i love you

nursary:

elevenacres:

Harvey Ball- creator of The Smiley Face

he looks like hes seen the devil with his own two eyes! good for him

magic-spelldust:

concept: me, 10 years from now, living in a pretty house with my love, sipping a hot cappuccino on a rainy autumn afternoon. our dog curls up next to me in the window bench while our cat snoozes on the bed. i’m financially stable and i’m never tired anymore. the bees are safe.

thehotgirlproject:

babeularrr:

When your mom puts this on her birthday list

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